...to blow off our own engagement party for this?
There's nothing wrong with Deneil and my relationship- it's going great (well, until I meet Belinda Carlisle...) but it would be fun to tell everyone the engagement party is off, not give a reason and then run away to an 80's festival together.
It was a tough choice as to what to leave you with; this is just one of the many corker possibilities:
(Le Tour de France part deux will be up tomorrow. Guaranteed.)